grossed out.

There is nothing worse than stickers on skin.

(Well, maybe long finger nails.)

But just looking at this picture makes me vomit a little.

Thank goodness the girls have one parent who allows them sticker fun.

Because I cannot go there.

Ugh.

Just posting this.....

makes me want to close my computer.

Now.

replacing someone.

To all of you who are planning on a move,

Important tip: Make sure that you purchase a house from people that no one in the neighborhood likes. That way everyone will love you when you move in.

We made the mistake of purchasing a house from a family that everyone likes. No, everyone LOVES.

Which wouldn't be that bad, except this particular family still lives in the area. They moved far enough away that no one sees them on a daily basis, but they still throw neighborhood barbecues. And their children still go to the same school.

So they are loved. And if they had moved to a different state, then they would only be a memory of love. But here they are living the love and all we do is hear about it.

Mr. Love helped us put up shelves in our garage.

Mrs. Love coordinated a cruise for 8 different couples in the neighborhood.

Mr. Love was a marathon runner. Do you run?

We were just at the Loves' new house for a barbecue. They are wonderful.

Where do you live? Oh! The Loves' old place. I love the Loves!

We just can't live up to the expectations.

Yeah. So we are not handy enough to put up shelves. That is why we purchased this house. Because the Loves had it done.

Cruise? With neighbors? If we had the funds, we'd prefer family. It's true.

Running? My feet barely know how to walk.

Barbecue....we hide inside whenever we see a neighbor. That way we don't have to remember names. Or say hi. Or get out of our comfort zone.

So. Our poor neighborhood did not get an upgrade when we moved in.

Learn from our mistakes, my friends. Purchase from the most hated neighbors and you won't disappoint.

opinionated.

Wooden hangers. Why would I replace all of my perfectly fabulous metal and plastic hangers to purchase wooden hangers? Supposedly they are good for clothes. Or better smelling. Or better for the environment. But throwing out all of my cheap-o hangers is worse for the environment. Isn't it? And my clothes look fine on them. They aren't ripping holes into my shirts, or leaving plastic flakes on my pants.

Wooden hangers are an obnoxious, ridiculous idea. And to you who keep chanting the call that I'm ridiculous for housing a closet full of metal and plastic hangers (you know who you are Mr./Ms. TV personalities), I have one question:

Why would I spend money on such an unneccessary item when I could put the money to better use? Like on a bowl full of shrimp. Or chili. Or garbage bags. Or salt.

photo via Material Boy